Monthly Archives: October 2011

Prison fail

I was listening to Steven Curtis Chapman’s song, “Free” from his album, Signs of Life, and it struck me that prisons hinder criminals’ exposure to positive influences. Sounds like a “duh” kind of thought, but lemme ‘splain. First, to clarify, … Continue reading

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WANT WOOMMAANN!

NEED FEMALE, GOD. LIKE PRETTY, ALSO HUNGRY AND CLOTHES NEED MENDING. WHAT TO OFFER HER? AM STRONG, HANDSOME, SMART, GOT SKILLS… CLEAN? WHY? WHAT WRONG WITH DIRT? ADD FLAVOR. WHY USE QUIET VOICE? LIVE OUTSIDE, YELL, THROW, PLAY IN MUD… … Continue reading

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May I please have a safe man?

I’d like a man, please, God. I’ve always wanted one. No, the appearance isn’t a big deal, as long as he’s mostly neat. Why? Well, I like to decorate, and dress up, and go out, and I don’t want him … Continue reading

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Our Treehouse from God

We live in a 3-story A-frame on 5 wooded acres among 60+ ft. high pecan trees. We live in a flood plain with an above-ground basement, no garage or carport, and our only street access is from 2 one-lane bridges. … Continue reading

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